Trying to achieve the impossible.

ultrafacts: MORE FACTS HERE

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:55:07 -0700

MORE FACTS HERE

ittybittybats: mindcannons-airship: anti-social-texting: flami...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:54:57 -0700

mindcannons-airship:

anti-social-texting:

flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????

they’re coming to steal your girl

A visual representation of a fandom as a whole…

later-homenuggets: my friend left her window open in her...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:53:12 -0700

later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

motherfucking australia

Capricorn: wow you pissed me off so I'm going to sulk in silence and snap if spoken to

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:48:20 -0700

Capricorn: wow you pissed me off so I'm going to sulk in silence and snap if spoken to
Aquarius: YOU MADE ME UPSET IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /melts into a dramatic heap
Pisces: I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW THINGS. LIKE THE BIGGEST TANTRUM. YOU HAVE -EVER- SEEN.
Aries: WOW I'M SO MAD for like a second. What's for dinner?
Taurus: BRB SMASHING HEADLONG THROUGH A WALL TO KILL YOU
Gemini: Oh, I'm not mad. Wait. YES I FUCKING AM. Okay maybe not. BUT THEN AGAIN--
Cancer: ...oh. I'm angry. But you'll never know. Tillit'stoolate. Cookie?
Leo: /INDISCERNIBLE NOISES OF RAGE
Virgo: how could you do this to me. how. HOW??? Get out of my life. No wait baby come back...
Libra: Passively plotting your demise.
Scorpio: This'll only sting for a second. Unlike my wounds which'll bleed FOREVER and you'll never hear the end of it. WHIIIINE
Sagittarius: I have to leave before I kill someone. Bye!

malikmydck: malikmydck: me and my friends hanging out :) the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:47:54 -0700

malikmydck:

malikmydck:

me and my friends hanging out :)

the saddest part is that i was alone and my camera was on self timer when this was taken

psych-facts: More here

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:43:17 -0700

psych-facts:

More here

dogb0y: Huskies make the best faces

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:39:04 -0700

dogb0y:

Huskies make the best faces

theonewhosawitall: $1.1 BILLION

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:32:15 -0700

theonewhosawitall:

$1.1 BILLION

sowhatilied: O.O

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:31:30 -0700

sowhatilied:

O.O

consultingdetectiveofequestria: ask-nightshadow: captainriz: s...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:26:50 -0700

consultingdetectiveofequestria:

ask-nightshadow:

captainriz:

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

Don’t dead open inside

the walking carts ,

Please the carts

Mm

consultingdetectiveofequestria: the-doctor-lives: Eyebrows. nee...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:25:41 -0700

consultingdetectiveofequestria:

the-doctor-lives:

Eyebrows.

need more doctorwho?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:24:46 -0700

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:24:02 -0700

sanic-x: jawslightning: the best tumblr has to...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:22:25 -0700

sanic-x:

jawslightning:

the best tumblr has to offer

definitely worth $1.1 billion

Tumblr Language: A Starter's Guide

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:21:47 -0700

Person on Tumblr: FUCK YOU. I HATE YOU. JUST LEAVE.
Translation: You are wonderful. Something that you have just done is wonderful. I love what you do/are/said/etc. Please continue in this fashion.
Person on Tumblr: HJAIOERJTIOASJFIOASD WI3ROKJIOADSF IOAEJIOKJA!!!!!
Translation: This makes me extremely emotional. Most likely in a positive sense.
Person on Tumblr: WHAT IS YOUR FACE. I CAN'T EVEN.
Translation: You are a very attractive individual. Congratulations.
Person on Tumblr: THAT'S IT. I QUIT.
Translation: You are very talented in your given endeavor (photoshopping/fic-writing, etc). Sometimes I wonder if I could ever achieve that level of skill. Please continue what you're doing; you are an inspiration.
Person on Tumblr: I want to have sex with you.
Translation: I want to have sex with you.

gallana: beerito: rnickey: how do i make friends add two cups of chopped lettuce

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:21:12 -0700

gallana:

beerito:

rnickey:

how do i make friends

add two cups of chopped lettuce

My internet Friends are Real!

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:18:22 -0700

jamietheignorantamerican:

I’ll always be there for you.

Because that’s what friends are for.

zippythewondersquirrel: mrsdetectiveryan: skeletree: thecupisaportkey: I wonder what britain’s...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:17:23 -0700

zippythewondersquirrel:

mrsdetectiveryan:

skeletree:

thecupisaportkey:

I wonder what britain’s going to do when its 20 actors die

I thought British actors were like phoenixes. Instead of dying, they just burst into flames and then a new British actor rises from the ashes and takes their place.

Sounds legit

djlegz: bikerwalla: pale-guy: Me when someone ain’t being...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:13:57 -0700

djlegz:

bikerwalla:

pale-guy:

Me when someone ain’t being cool to my bros.

This is the honey badger, the most fearless animal in nature. It really doesn’t give a shit.

Indeed.

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:09:23 -0700